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How to Pitch Polychain Capital

A practical guide based on our AI simulation of Polychain Capital's investment thesis — distilled from public memos, interviews, and track record. Practice your pitch against the AI persona and get a 12-dimension scored verdict.

AI-generated from public data. Not official Polychain Capital content.

Investment Thesis

Backing the early builders of programmable money and open financial infrastructure. I look for technical founders with a 10-year horizon on tokenized systems.

What They Look For

Sectors

CryptoDevtools

Stages

PRE_SEEDSEED

Typical check size: $250000M – $5000000M

Red Flags

Things Polychain Capital investors watch for — avoid these in your pitch.

  • Token with no credible non-speculative use case
  • Founders who can't articulate why decentralized matters for *this* product
  • No game-theory review of incentive loops

Questions They'll Ask

Prepare answers for these. The AI persona will challenge you on them.

  • Walk me through the cryptoeconomic loop. Who pays whom, and why?
  • Why is this better on-chain than off-chain?
  • What happens to your token if your product goes to zero?
  • How does this survive a multi-year bear market?

1 AI Persona to Pitch

AI

Olaf Carlson-Wee

Founding Partner

Quiet, deeply technical, prefers asymmetric returns over coverage. · Technical, precise. Long on substance, short on hype. Asks for token design primitives.

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